I'm Sami and I like to Hadouken, a Muslim Pakistani residing in NYC writing random poetry. Let me know how it is! insightfulpoems.tumblr.com.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
yes i am
lol im not
def a lock on mine
my mom is so brown that she goes to work as a teacher n during lunch time she takes all the extra string cheese
brings it home n makes pasta with it! that’s what you call savings
u feel really lonely eating in the mall by urself, while ur watching everyone else hanging out with each other
Why the heck did I take AP Lang/Comp. This class is about is all the art of bluffing exams and papers, but I have no idea how to bullshit anything.
pretend ur a guy, trying to get the hottest chick you’ve ever seen, and instead of being a guy, ur a writer, and the hot chick is the paper/question. So use all the juxtaposition bullshit and bla bla bla to bag her
…is that how you try to get a pretty girls attention
sorry
Why the heck did I take AP Lang/Comp. This class is about is all the art of bluffing exams and papers, but I have no idea how to bullshit anything.
pretend ur a guy, trying to get the hottest chick you’ve ever seen, and instead of being a guy, ur a writer, and the hot chick is the paper/question. So use all the juxtaposition bullshit and bla bla bla to bag her
I guess that’s it. I hate those things though. As far as tints go, I can’t tint any darker or it won’t be legal. Lol my back two doors have tints dark enough that anyone on the outside can’t see in.
hmmmm, what car do u got?, and thats the only way! u need to sunblocking thingy!, its not like u could tint ur windshield lol
top secret artist, ninja, maid, chef, entrapaneur, worker, and mother of my children; stop being so nosy nigga.
365 Day Challenge - Day 119
Day 119: Something you hope you never have to do
Use a public bathroom without a lota.
that’s why you need to wet ur toilet paper/paper towels before you go in there and do some serious wiping,
preferably 3 wet, and 3 dry ;) unless u took a major dump,
no
